2016' Volvo Xc 60

Hello!
Attention! The beast from the photos is looking for a new stud. This wild boar has been alive for 7 years, but is doing great. He does not complain of any ailments, despite the fact that he has already run a little over 200,000 kilometers. According to renowned doctors dealing with wild boars from the Volvo family, he is in excellent condition, which is confirmed in his health book. The last balance sheet of the seven-year-old, despite the fact that it was made by Swedish, insightful doctors, passed without reservations. Its large heart, with a capacity of 2400cc, beats like a bell. It was officially stated that he has the strength of 190 horses and that even the fastest horse will not catch up with him, even over bumps, because he pushes off with all four hooves. To keep him running comfortably, he has two sets of nice aluminum shoes. Some of the silent runs, with summer soles, and the other without soles, because they were with spikes, for running in the mountains, and as we know in Poland, equestrian inspectors forbid it.
He has the ability to independently maintain a constant speed, as well as he can adjust the speed to those running in front of him. He cares about his master and his traveling companions as if they were best friends. It will cool them from both sides if needed, and if it needs the opposite, it will heat up its leather saddles to keep it warm in the asshole. He can also take care of his master's frozen hands by heating the reins with which his master controls the course of his run. His saddle is multi-functional and smart at the same time, because it can remember several settings and return to one if necessary.
I've been his master for the last two years, reared up, and it's time for him to go to his new home. This is an amazing animal with lots of other skills that I can discuss with anyone interested in adopting this bastard.
The whole cost of the adoption is only PLN 88,800, and if you promise to treat him well, maybe even a little less. Feel free to contact me
. Currently, Volvo breathes the air of Łomża and you can say hello to it there.
Congratulations to everyone who made it to the end of this post!